And then there was this time...

when I was in the spice isle looking for dry white wine...

I kid you not. This recipe called for dry white wine and I thought, hu powdered wine. I don't think I've ever seen that before. I must have spent 15 minutes searching the spices. Searching and searching. A woman asked what I was looking for and when I told her, and I heard myself say it... I felt like an absolute idiot. There I was in the spice isle, laughing my butt off.

I can't even call it a senior moment...